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Positively Negative

Well I just donâ??t understand it
Things just never go my way

My mumâ??s only got one kid and she still forgot my
birthday

Well I just donâ??t understand it

All my friends make so much cash

Theyâ??re all kicking ass and Iâ??m still collecting trash

I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to
rain at my place

I know that luck wonâ??t come, I just slipped on a black
cat and broke the mirror in the hallway

I know that I should wish you well, you won the
lottery but that donâ??t do shit for me

I know that that nothingâ??s going my way, Iâ??m
positively negative and looking for a lucky break

Well I just canâ??t understand it

My carâ??s always getting smashed

But Iâ??m scared to take the train cause Iâ??m only gonna
get bashed

Well I just canâ??t comprehend it

Chicks just never look my way

The only chance to get into their pants is to start
wearing lingerie

Iâ??m positively negative

Iâ??m positively negative